FULL NAME:
Chris Marrs Piliero

INSTRUMENT:
Vocal Chords And Sometimes Bass

PLACE OF BIRTH:
The Bronx, NY

MOST EMBARRASSING MEMORY IN GRADE SCHOOL:
Oh man... it was in the 1st grade... i had to leave class for a separate speech class cuz i had a lisp when i was a little kid... so i'm in the speech class with like 4 other kids and i really need to pee... like crazy... but the stupid teacher wouldn't let me go till i was done with the test...WHY ARE TEACHERS LIKE THIS... WHY DON'T THEY EVER WANT KIDS TO PEE... IT'S SOOO LAME... so anyways (not a real word) i gotta pee big time and he won't let me go, and i do everything possible to hold it in, but 3/4 of the way through the test... it just starts goin... slowly but surely... and quite warm... and i dunno if you remember those little plastic chairs we had when we were little, but they totally cup for your butt... so i'm sitting there, finishing my test, sitting in my own pool of urine and i am sooooo bummed... well we all finish our tests and the teacher tells us to return to class, but i refuse to get up... and i remember my friend mike insisting that we go back to class... well finally i get up and all i remember is this really really loud SWOOSH noise as my poor butt rises with a splash of piss... oh i got teased let me tell ya... i went back to class with my urine-soaked pants until i was sent to the principal's office to meet up with my mom to get new pants... so sad... so sad...

WORST MEMORY IN JR. HIGH:
man... i really can't think of one... although i do remember our class president giving her end of the year speech and she totally ripped it off of the graduation episode of Beverly Hills 90210 and i thought that was super weak sauce...

BEST MEMORY IN HIGH SCHOOL:
There's too many to write about... but I remember doing one of the school plays and my character dies... and while i'm laying there dead, my friends Darius and Earl (playing my uncle and some other character) are whispering to me about how they are going to hump my dead corpse... this happened every night of the show... and i never cracked... good times...

WHY ARE YOU IN A BAND:
Becuz music defines our lives. It helps each of us endulge in our emotions or even define our moods. And while we listen to an array of songs, certain ones always stand out... whether it be by choice or random... that inspire a memory or a feeling and I would love to offer up a song that becomes a part of the soundtrack of someone else's life.

CHRIS ENJOYS IT WHEN:
i don't have to wipe after pooping... very nice...

DUSTY SMELLS LIKE:
that really gross stench from people who have plugs in their ears and don't clean em... sooo gross

DO CRAIG'S INCREDIBLY WHITE TEETH INTIMIDATE YOU:
Nope... they inspire me to be a better person.

YOUR MOM WOULD LOVE TO:
find that special guy to spend the rest of her life with... any takers?

DURING WHAT SCENE FROM AN 80S MOVIE WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR A SONG BY US:
When Rocky is beating the crap out of the Russian it would be bitchin to have "I Believe This Knife Belong To You..." bumpin in the background...

FIRST SHOW:
R.E.M. @ the pond

FIRST CD:
HAMMER... 2 LEGIT 2 QUIT... STOP COPYING ME DOOSTY!!!

WHAT ANIMAL BEST REPRESENTS YOU:
obviously a bear, cuz i'm soooo flipping huuuuuge...

FIRST JOB:
Taco Bell! and the only weird thing that happened was this one time when we opened the package of meat and poured it out, some really weird dark object came out with it and none of us could figure out what the heck it was so we just pulled it out, threw it away, and served the meat... ha... heck yeaaaaaah...

CURRENT JOB:
reddPLANET.com bitch!

EVER BROKEN THE LAW:
sadly, yes... i carry around these 2 guns without a license... aaaaah shiiiit....

SONG YOU COULD LISTEN TO A MILLION TIMES:
lfo - girl on tv - shoobidop and scooby snacks... heck yeah!

YOU HATE:
"lol"

YOU WANT:
to dance...

YOU WISH:
I could play monopoly with Jesus...

YOU HAVE:
a small bent weener...